HTF At The Hideout

WARNING!!!! ShiftyXLifty. Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another.
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Shifty and Lifty had successfully completed their bank heist. They stole about fifty million dollars. They hoisted the bags of loot into the trunk and got into the van. They were snickered happily and began to drive to their hideout.

Lifty: Can you believe this, man?! Fifty million dollars!!!
Shifty: I know!! This is awesome, man!! We're rich!!

They chuckled evilly and high-fived each other. When they arrived at their destination, they grabbed the money and took it inside.

Lifty: Why don't we hit another bank?

Shfty ignored his brother and settled onto the couch. He lay down and pushed his fedora forward so that it would cover his eyes. He immediately fell asleep. Lifty sighed. Every time he had an idea, Shifty dismissed it. He sometimes wished that he would be treated with a little bit more respect, treated as another thief, not an apprentice. Lifty sat down on the couch and looked at Shifty. He smiled.

Lifty: *He looks so cute when he's asleep.*

Lifty widened his eyes when he realized what he just thought. He slapped himself. How could he love his own twin brother? That's just ridiculous! They're related, for Christ's sake! Even if they weren't brothers, he still couldn't love Shifty. He's a guy. Other than being the same sex as him, Shifty was very bossy, stubborn, and ignorant. He was also very greedy, greedier than Lifty himself. For some odd reason, he just couldn't help it. Shifty was irresistible to him. He also couldn't resist the next action he was about to do. He leaned towards his side until his body was completely flat down on his brother. He snuggled his head against his chest.  He slowly fell into a deep slumber.

Shifty awoke an hour later. He struggles to get up, but found his brother lying on top of him with his head on his chest. He felt a blush creep onto his face. He soon found himself with the angel and the devil on his shoulders.

Devil: Wake him up so that he could get off you.

Angel: You guys have had a hard day, accomplishing crimes and executing heists. Cut him some slack. Besides, he's your younger twin brother.

Shifty thought hard for a moment and wondered whose side to take. Then, he made a choice. He chose the angel's side. He brushed Lifty's fur back on the top of his head and exhaled an almost happy sigh.
Shifty: Sweet dreams, brother.
He arched his back forward and closed his eyes to kiss his forehead. He became startled when he saw Lifty's head flip up and felt his lips pressed against his. They both were still, paralyzed.

Both: *This is not so bad.*